Traditional Parisian no parking signs make no mention of parking but impose an international “no” symbol over the words for “Day and Night”. Given the philosophical and existential nature of your average Parisian intellectual, one wonders if the signs are about parking at all, or if they make the case that there is night or day….or that temporal designations may be obliterated by posting notices.

If it works for “Night and Day”, why not the “Past and Future”?

It’s an absurd thought, but this is the city for just such notions - obliterate the time continuum, or simply ban cars parking for all of eternity with the imaginary graphic on this fun tee shirt.